It is a serious question, despite the cute little jokes about making this thing roll special for someone specifically.

In answer to the question "do you have a better way to roll dices" I'd say YES, make it a more random number generator. There are several online that do a good job.

It rolls 1 too often, and much more often than 1/6 of the time, where the odds should be.

Is there a way to fix it, all you smart programmer types?