Galinette wrote:
As the Shakespearos squadron mess had an empty bar yesterday, I decided to pass the border during the night to join the allied side to sell my competences to Les Brasseurs Squadron. With a name like that ("Les Brasseurs" means "the Brewers") I was sure I would be respected.
Respected I don't doubt it. That they would consider you useful in such condition...that might be too much 
But if someone from the Shakeys wants me to turn back to the squadron, here are my conditions:
1/ I want free old Cognacs and whiskeys at every hour;
Sure thing. I think I speak for all the Squadron Members you will have as many as you want for free... as far as you don't mind them either drawn on a piece of paper or just written on a paper roftl
2/ We have to open a magnum of Champagne for every victory I will bring back to the squadron;
Ok, we will open one and will drink it for you. Thanks for the idea. I'm certain all will appreciate it 
3/ Only officers with at least a Captain rank (Biclopse, Locquax or you as an assistant Captain) will personally serve me these beverages;
I was thinking on our personal waitresses, but if you rather prefer us to serve the beverages, I will do that with not trouble at all. I will serve you the beverages for you to carry them to our Captains Lord Biclopse and Lord Locquax at their rooms 
4/ And of course easy girls will wait for me in my bedroom after every fight.
No problem, as soon as we finish our "duties" with them, we will send you the easy girls to finish the transactions 
NO NEGOCIATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED !!!!!
As if we would accept'em. The deal is closed right now 
I'm waiting for your answer...tic...tac...tic...tac...
Here it comes.
Lt Galinette
Lt. yet Galinette, you should not defy to your superiors this way or they might have a toothbrush for you to clean their planes and I'm certain they will want'em CLEAN and SHINY.
Wishgamer, Shakeys' Tempest flight Captain in functions
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