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| | Message text As the Shakespearos squadron mess had an empty bar yesterday, I decided to pass the border during the night to join the allied side to sell my competences to Les Brasseurs Squadron. With a name like that ("Les Brasseurs" means "the Brewers") I was sure I would be respected.
But if someone from the Shakeys wants me to turn back to the squadron, here are my conditions:
1/ I want free old Cognacs and whiskeys at every hour;
2/ We have to open a magnum of Champagne for every victory I will bring back to the squadron;
3/ Only officers with at least a Captain rank (Biclopse, Locquax or you as an assistant Captain) will personally serve me these beverages;
4/ And of course easy girls will wait for me in my bedroom after every fight.
NO NEGOCIATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED !!!!!
I'm waiting for your answer...tic...tac...tic...tac...
Lt Galinette |
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