Message text (this may have already been done before, if so I apologize in advance)
You know you're addicted to Blue Max when:
you're driving and you need to U-turn, you describe it is an 11R1 (or 11L1 for our American friends)
you will not overtake in traffic until the car in front has signalled whether he is going left, right or straight, with a cardboard square
you see a big hit in a football game and try to calculate how many red chits it might be worth
"Meet the Fockers" is the single most disappointing movie experience of your life
you won't approach that big, busty English girl in a bar from behind for fear that her observer might get you
you drive a Mercedes, and are a menace in traffic because you're always trying to line up Citroens and Renaults in the middle of your "three-pointed-star"
you can't turn around on the spot unless you previously walked in a perfectly straight line for several steps
standing still when other people around you are moving makes you break out in a cold sweat
you spend Saturday night in bars getting "shot down" by women who wear red...
your ex-girlfriend is giving you a long burst of abuse after seeing the above, and all you can do is keep praying her mouth will jam
you don't go to your parents' 40th wedding anniversary because you're still too upset at yourself for 2S2-ing your Albatros in front of that Neuport's stall
you wonder of sleeping with two beautiful women at the same time would be as satisfying as shooting down two Spads in one turn in a Halberstadt
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