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Area/Game:Blue Max
Topic:Humour
Subject:Re: The 'Dicta Moonglum01ia'
Posted by: Lord_Biclopse - 18years 347days ago.
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Lawtygrr wrote:
moonglum01 wrote:
Boelcke was a wuss, here's what I have learned from my own play (mostly) and observing others. If you want to reach the 20% success mark like me I strongly encourage you to follow these:

THE DICTA MOONGLUM01ia

1. Stall! When in doubt, stall. If facing two or more enemy planes, stall as often as possible.

2. When facing a more maneuverable opponent try to stay in close, you can surprise them with an unexpected stall then do them in.

3. Always fire long bursts at range 2-3, especially if you are moving speed 3.

4. When you have an enemy on your tail do a flip to get your shot.

5. Fight on the enemy’s side of the board – it shows you’re a man.

6. Gloat – point out the number of 1’s, the other player rolled, use “” and “booya!” as much as possible.

7. Sulk – Remember, like the diet pill commercials say, “it’s not your fault you suck” the system is designed to persecute you personally. Make sure you point that out to everyone whenever a roll doesn't goes your way.

8. Play for the points! Throw your allies to the dogs if it means you can fly off the board with the most points.

9. Kill the cripple! Why go after a plane that can fight when you could leave the main action to chase a plane with no engine for a free kill.

10. “Gotta join'm all!” Hey everyone loves a joiner join a few hundred games then play only the ones you really like. It’s not like there isn’t an automover, so it’s no big deal if you screw players in a hundred games.


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--- Message edited by moonglum01


Great list. Well done.


Lawtygrr


"Everyone loves a joiner" - classic line that should be used by everyone whenever possible. Almost as good as "stall is not your friend"

Lord Biclopse

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